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December 15 2014

aren
08:04

miguelmarquezoutside:

Public Notice

And now the weather

via Where is my Jet-Pack?

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December 14 2014

18:26
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punchbuggydragon:

breelandwalker:

irontargaryen:

*cracks neck* my time has come

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

Basically this

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November 28 2014

aren
00:51
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November 12 2014

aren
17:44
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aren
10:25
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November 09 2014

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November 06 2014

aren
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aren
11:19
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October 16 2014

08:45

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

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October 08 2014

aren
08:45
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October 02 2014

aren
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September 13 2014

aren
17:52

September 09 2014

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August 31 2014

aren
06:54
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August 06 2014

aren
22:09
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July 28 2014

aren
11:43
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June 24 2014

aren
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June 23 2014

aren
12:35
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